Transcript
A transcript has been made below for your convenience. A few disclaimers: not only is it hard to guess at times whether it's Kevin or Bean that's doing the talking, there is also an unknown male assistant in the studio, as well as a female one. The tape also stops for a few seconds right when Sylvia starts to speak.
Bean: Y eah, mom came through.
Kevin: Four in the afternoon [in the UK]?
Female assistant: Almost.
Kevin: Is that all? Eight hours [time zone difference], is it?
Bean: Let's call Dave Gahan's mom. We just played Depeche Mode a minute ago and we're gonna call Dave's mom.
Kevin: I still can't believe we're doing this.
Bean: 44 is the [dial] code for England?
Kevin: Still can't believe we're doing this.
Bean: We had 'Carol Brady' Floris Henderson on a few minutes ago. Coming up: Steven Spielberg's mom, and Frank Stallone's mom. Now, Dave Gahan's mom's name is, what, Sylvia?
Female assistant: Sylvia.
Bean: Sylvia. So do I call her Sylvia, or Mrs. Gahan?
Kevin: Mrs. Gahan, 'the Big G'?
Bean: I'm kind of, uh, I don't know why , I'm a little nervous here.
Kevin: Click.
Bean: I heard a click.
Male assistant: Alright.
Bean: Trying to get it play by play . Excuse me, a big call overseas. 'Big Mother's Day Show' rolls on: I feel like we have a show today .
Kevin: Y ou need to go to the other room and get your mom in this contest.
Bean: Go call your mom. Y es, stand up and walk out of the studio right now. Hang on. Hello is this Sylvia? Hi, this is Kevin & Bean, we're calling from KROQ in Los Angeles. Hi, can we put you on the radio?
Kevin: Alright, hang on one second. She sounds a little nervous, but she sounds incredibly nice.
Bean: Oh, she'll be fine. She'll be fine.
Kevin: Good afternoon Sylvia, how are ya?
Sylvia: I'm fine, thank you.
Bean: Oh, what a thrill this is. Well, as my good friend Kevin said, it's Kevin & Bean from KROQ radio, we're -[tape stops]
Kevin: - call, on behalf of everybody in Los Angeles. First of all, we wish you a Happy Mother's Day this weekend.
Sylvia: Well, thank you.
Bean: Now, on the show this morning, we're having everyone's mom, and we decided, since Depeche Mode is such a big band here at KROQ, that we needed to get Dave Gahan's mother . Now, it's like four in the afternoon there, or something?
Sylvia: Eh, yes, it's ten to four , yeah.
Bean: T en to four in the afternoon.
Kevin: Hey , do you guys celebrate Mother's Day in England?
Sylvia: Y es, but we already had it in March.
Bean: Oh, is that right?
Kevin: Oh, they have a different day , huh? Hmm.
Sylvia: Y es.
Kevin: How old a young man is Dave? Because yesterday was his birthday , but I never found out which one it was.
Sylvia: He went 29.
Kevin: 29 yesterday . Hey , he is getting pretty old.
Sylvia: Y es.
Bean: [laughs]
Sylvia: [laughs]
Kevin: He has been playing music for how long, mom?
Sylvia: About ten, twelve years?
Kevin: T en to twelve years now. Now, do you remember when he first started getting interested in it?
Sylvia: Y es, when he was at college.
Kevin: Wow, I didn't know that.
Sylvia: He was at art college. And then he met some different people, he met friends and he knew people, and he began being interested in music.
Bean: And then he came home and then he said, "Mom, I'm gonna be a musician." And you said what?
Sylvia: "Well, it's very different from art."
Kevin: Is that what he was planning on going into originally , it was art?
Sylvia: Design, yes, design and window dressing, things like that.
Bean: I'm telling you, you send them away from home, and they start running with a bad crowd, mom.
Kevin: [laughs]