ASK ANDY
[From Bong 17, July 1992.]
Andy answers questions submitted by Bong members.
Which do you like better, your hair red or blond?
Blond is okay, but I’d end up bald.
What’s your favourite part of the human body?
Mouth.
What’s your favourite part of touring?
Seeing new places.
What’s your favourite colour?
Royal blue.
Who do you get along with best in the band?
Martin.
What do you think of Morrissey?
I liked The Smiths, but I don’t think Morrissey’s progressed much since he went solo.
In your opinion, what was the worst DM song ever recorded?
“It’s Called A Heart”.
Has any fan ever embarrassed you? If so, how?
Not that I can remember.
Do you believe in ghosts?
No.
Are you picky?
Sometimes.
Do you like to talk about yourself?
No.
Does DM’s popularity bother you or your family a lot?
No.
What was your biggest fear as a child?
Snakes.
Are you pessimistic?
Yes, very.
How did you develop your interest in music?
Buying records in my teens.
In your opinion what makes up a true DM fan?
I like to think that there isn’t a norm.
Have you ever been to a sports game in America? If so, which one?
I’ve seen baseball and hockey games.
How do you react when fans recognise you in the street?
Depends what mood I’m in – usually it’s nice.
What do you hate most?
Being late.
Do you like dancing?
Sometimes.
Do you write songs?
I haven’t got past the first line.
Will you ever go back to being an insurance salesman?
No.
Why is it whenever DM is interviewed you’re usually the quietest?
I don’t think it’s my job to talk about music & songs.
How do you feel about certain world issues, such as the breaking up of the Soviet Union and what’s going on in South Africa?
South Africa is a step forward. The Soviet Union thing is worrying.
What did you think of the Gulf War?
After starting it they should have gone all the way.
Are you really as “down-to-earth” as you seem?
That’s not for me to decide.
Can you cook?
I’m getting better and am starting to enjoy it.
Do you sing?
I think I sing better than the others seem to think. [1]
Who do you think will win the European Football Championship?
England!
What is your son’s name? Or is it a rumour?
I have a daughter named Megan.
Did you open the bar that Dave mentioned in the KROQ interview, if not, will you?
Yes, I did. [2]
What have you been doing with your life since the last tour?
Recovering.
What made you decide to record in Spain?
To bring the band back to a working unit.
How did you feel about turning 30?
No different.
What’s the best and worst thing about being on tour?
Best – meeting people. Worst – tour manager’s questions.
What do Andy Franks and the rest of the DM crew do between tours?
Most of them do other tours.
What would you do on an average Friday night?
Windsor Club.
Are you married? If not, do you have a girlfriend?
I have a girlfriend, Grainne.
How do you feel the moment you step on stage?
Depends on the night before.
Have you ever fallen in love with someone who didn’t love you back?
No.
Which season of the year do you like best?
Spring.
Do you have any pets?
Yes, one hound, Keira.
Do you think you will ever play in South Africa?
Possibly.
What was your first instrument?
Guitar.
What was one of your most memorable concerts and why?
Rosebowl, Pasadena, because it was such an event.
What do you wear in bed?
Usually nothing.
Are you afraid of spiders?
No.
Why don’t any of you go to the UK conventions?
It would take too much emphasis away from the event.
If you were not a member of Depeche Mode, what occupation would you most like to pursue?
M.P. (Member of Parliament)
Which is your favourite are of the world for recording new material?
I like to try new places.
Would you ever be persuaded to abandon your specs?
I’ve tried contact lenses and I don’t find them comfortable.
Which other group or musician would you like to play with?
I don’t consider myself a musician.
What’s your favourite food and drink?
I like anything and, of course, a nice pint.
Do you plan ahead?
At the moment we’re planning two years ahead.
Do you still get nervous onstage?
Yes, at the beginning of a tour.
Is there any chance of you playing Wembley Stadium? If not, why not?
We wouldn’t rule it out.
Do you enjoy being famous?
Sometimes.
If Chelsea ever won the FA Cup, would you pee your pants?
No, but I might come close.
Who were your musical influences?
In my teens, I liked Glam, Heavy Punk, and New Wave – in that order.
Did you have a favourite teacher?
No.
What was your favourite subject at school?
History and Politics.
Do you speak any language other than English?
A little French and German.
Where do you buy your clothes?
Many places in London.
Where would you ideally like to live, and why?
I’m happy at the present in England.
Some say that DM have ‘neo-nazi’ ideas – what do you think about that?
I’ve never heard that criticism! [3]
If you became Prime Minister, what would be your first official act?
Keep pubs open later.
Do you ever hate being a member of DM? – If so, why?
No.
I heard that you are always kind to fans – do you really enjoy talking to fans?
Yes, if I’m in a good mood.
If you could be reincarnated, which historical figure would you like to be?
Julius Caesar.
Do you ever worry about world events?
Yes, I’m glad we live in a stable country.
What’s your favourite Depeche Mode album?
Violator.
When you’re touring, do the actual concerts ever get boring?
Not really, but they do get a bit routine.
[1] - Andy discusses this further in the EPK to Songs Of Faith And Devotion. [1993. EPK: taken from The Videos 86-98+, MF042. Interview CD: VERBONG1.]
[2] - The bar, Gascogne, was sold a few years ago.
[3] - For what it's worth, neither have I. Although I have often heard the band's style in the mid-1980s described as "Germanic" or "Teutonic". Perhaps this was confusing the questioner, or their industrial style conjured up Nazi-like images in people's minds. Or - although I don't like to think this - perhaps the question was a deliberate lead-on, like the next one.