ASK MARTIN
[From Bong 18, April 1993.]
Martin successfully evades questions submitted by Bong readers.
What was the first and last album you bought?
First – Tom Jones Last – The The
What are your bad habits?
Smoking
Do you have your own recording studio at home?
Yes
Are you interested in politics?
No
Do you sometimes get fed up with being in Depeche Mode?
Yes
Could you imagine being capable of murder?
Yes, I’ve thought about it before
Do you like touring?
Certain parts of it
Do you agree with the current British government?
No
Did you like “Twin Peaks”?
I never really watched it enough to get into it
Have you got any special fear?
Yes, dying in general
In your opinion, what’s the best song you’ve ever recorded?
I’m not sure
How is it decided who sings what?
Whoever’s voice suits the song, sings it
What were your best and worst subjects in school?
Best – German Worst – History
Which football team do you support?
Arsenal
How long did it take you to write your first song and how old were you?
About one hour when I was 13
When did you start playing the guitar?
Age 13
Is it difficult to find out who your real friends are and who takes advantage of you because of your fame?
I don’t think so
On tour on your days off, what do you do?
Sleep most of the time
What would you do if one of the other three said they were leaving?
Give up
Do you write songs for other people or yourself?
Totally for myself
Would you prefer it if the other three wrote songs as well as you?
I like being in control of the music
Would you write a theme for a James Bond film?
Not now
Are you married? If not, do you have a girlfriend?
Girlfriend
Do you have a daughter? Or is it a rumour?
We have a daughter, Viva Lee, aged 21 months
What do you wear in bed?
Nothing
How do you keep up-to-date with “Neighbours” when you’re away either touring or recording?
You fell for it
Can you cook?
Only soup
What concerts have you been to recently?
None
Do you think capital punishment should be re-introduced in Britain?
No
Do you see yourself performing / writing when you’re in your sixties?
I doubt if I’ll be alive then
Do you ever plan to perform anything from Counterfeit live? (either solo or with Depeche Mode)
No
How big is your record collection?
I have 3,000 LPs and 2000 CDs
What do you think of God?
Nice geezer
Any regrets, career-wise?
Leaving my job at the bank
What do you enjoy the most, writing, touring or recording?
Writing
Do you play any sports?
Football, table tennis, and pool
How do you react when fans recognise you in the street?
Depends on their reaction
Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes
What was your ambition when you were a child?
To be a pop star
What are your thoughts on reincarnation?
I believe in it
If you were a DM fan, would you buy bootlegs and DJ remixes?
Probably not. I don’t with any other bands I like
Which magazines do you read?
Penthouse and Club
Would you like to write a book?
No
What one thing couldn’t you live without?
Two things equally – sex and alcohol
What after shave do you wear?
Various women’s perfumes
What is your favourite Depeche Mode instrumental?
St Jarna
What musical artists inspire you?
John Lennon, Neil Young, Leonard Cohen
Do you have any plans to produce other artists?
I’ve never been interested in production
Do you plan to do another solo album?
I would like to at some point
What are your favourite colours?
Pink, green, orange and yellow
What is your favourite room in your flat?
The bedroom of course
What is your favourite food?
Indian, Japanese
What was your favourite tour?
World Violation
If you had one wish, what would it be?
To be wise
Did you go to any of the Olympic games when you were in Spain? If so, what events?
No, we were in Madrid not Barcelona
If you were not a member of DM, what do you think you’d be doing?
No idea. I’d be a tramp maybe
Have you ever gotten sick on tour?
Most mornings
What is your favourite pastime?
Video games
What would you suggest to those who are TOO obsessed with you?
Get a life
Does the word Memphisto have any meaning?
It was the name of a make believe film I invented about Elvis as the devil
What was the most embarrassing experience you have ever had?
I can’t tell you that
Has fame changed you?
Not as much as age has
If you woke up one morning and suddenly realised that one of the other members had completely shaved your head during your sleep, who would you first suspect?
It would have to be a coalition