Andy Fletcher Profile - Andy Fletcher (Record Mirror, 1981)

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Profile - Andy Fletcher
[Record Mirror, 25th July 1981. Picture: Uncredited.]

This short profile probably tells us more about Andy’s sense of humour than any of his likes and dislikes. Needless to say, most of it is complete fiction. But not all.
Summary: This short profile probably tells us more about Andy’s sense of humour than any of his likes and dislikes. Needless to say, most of it is complete fiction. But not all. [110 words]

PROFILE - ANDY FLETCHER

Full Name: Andrew John Fletcher.
Date Of Birth: 8/7/61
Educated: Nicholas Comprehensive, Basildon.
First Love: Never been in love.
First Disappointment: Life in general.
First Performance: Martin La Gore’s bedroom.
Musical Influences: Bobby ‘Boris’ Picket and the Crypt Kickers.
Heroes: Boris Karloff, Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing.
Vices: Chinese food and coffins.
Hobbies: Model aircraft making and devil worshipping. [1]
Most Frightening Experience: Being run down by a moped. [2]
Worst Experience: Being a musician.
Funniest Experience: Being booed off stage at the Roxy.
Ideal Holiday: Swanage.
Ideal Home: Basildon.
Favourite Food: Ham omelette.
Favourite Clothes: Vampire outfit.
Favourite Drink: Lager.
Most Hated Chore: Cooking.
Ambition: Not to lose touch with our following.

[1] – Andy was a Boys Brigade member and born-again Christian in his teens: I’m not sure what age exactly he converted away.
[2] – What really happened – it’s referred to in more detail here – is that Andy walked into the moped and knocked it over. Which took some doing, as it was parked at the time.

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