Depeche’s music thunders into two camps. Pre and Post-Neubaten. There was a time when people laughed at these plinkety-plonk techno-popstars for taking on the heavy duty imagery and sounds of the Teutonic Metal Bashers, but now that huge industrial furnace roar has been polished up and made their own. Being a pre-Neubaten fan I have to settle for the clearly defined pop structure and lyrics of “Everything Counts”, an easy to read Economist lesson for Farfisa fanatics. There are others, but they’re album tracks not singles.
The post-Neubaten fans feast on the Gore stories of S&M, Religion and Serpents. Even when Martin takes up a guitar and serenades us solo, the fans accept it as pure Depeche and roar appreciatively as he gets as sensitive as a man who makes music from production line sound effects can be.
The most original part of the stage show is the videos projected onto two screens behind the band. More than anything the boys can do in their uncannily ordinary stage routine, the footage suggests a sense of humour, sex and romance.
There’s nothing quite so moving as seeing two lovers rolling in a sleepless turmoil on separate beds and on separate screens. There’s nothing quite so amusing as realising one of them, Alan Wilder, has his biker boots on. The song “Clean” has the most appropriate images, each one fitting tight and snug with the lyrics Gahan is rocketing off down below.
Then the lads lift up the lid of self mockery and begin poncing around in Stetsons, gun belts, and boots. Silhouette cowpokes with a couple of large breasted air-hostesses dressed as ranch hands leading them on. Flesh, sun glasses, and monochrome graphics, it’s like The Young Ones doing a matt-black advert for Gillette. Any minute now a Porsche will glide over Gahan’s chin.
The effect of all this on the crowd is of course ecstatic. When The Mode rip into “Personal Jesus” the sober adult male and female audience start grooving as one, joining the younger fans in a complete arm waving exercise that makes the stadium look like it was fitted with livid shag pile carpet.
It was like being trapped inside a James Herbert novel called The Fans, and the worrying thing was it was easier and I felt happier joining in than I did being the only person in the arena on my arse losing my voice trying to hold a conversation.
The next morning I sat inside a hotel so expensive it didn’t even look like a hotel, the cab drivers didn’t know of it but that could have been my thick phonetic pronunciation of “Hotel Rally Car Door”. Inside a polite ante-bar where the waiters wore cream uniforms and businessmen discussed purchasing minor Asian states, I felt like a war criminal.
Mute employees discussed the day’s schedule.
“We’ve got ten film crews wanting to do interviews but they’ve released the French hostages so I’m not sure how many will turn up, you know what it’s like with news.”
That’s how big Depeche are here. They don’t do the French pop shows, they do the news. Today Martin Gore’s doing the long interviews. “How long is long?” “Thirty minutes.” That’s how big Depeche are, they give shorter interviews than Saddam Hussein. [1]
Because NME had Gore in February, today I’m getting “Fletch”. It’s hard to be profound in 15 minutes, especially when you’re interviewing someone named after a Ronnie Barker character. When “Fletch” arrives I decline from asking him whether he’s any good at putting up shelves and we begin. It takes longer to drink a glass of Perrier than it does to carry out a “short” interview with Depeche Mode. But this isn’t a problem. “Fletch” takes care of Depeche business and he’s used to brief meetings. Talk is fast, chatty, and precise.
“After the show we came back here and went out with a couple of friends to a couple of clubs, and sort of erm, got plastered, hurhrhrhr. Actually, I only arrived yesterday so I didn’t have the run-in like everyone else. Everyone else has been here for three days, so it was a nightmare.”
Is that a regular Depeche habit, to go out and get plastered after a show?
“The thing is you build up during the show, don’t you, so you’ve got to carry on. You get into a routine, so on days off I’ve been trying not to drink at all.”
Is that difficult?
“Not drinking?”
Yeah, when you’re hanging round in airport lounges, in hotels, restaurants for most of the day.
“The main problem with us is because we’ve been touring for so long, in each city, say Paris, Milan, we’ve got so many friends in each city you can’t ignore it. You can’t just sit there drinking coffee afterwards because it’s a big night. It’s a good thing to have.”
Do you ever do shows with hangovers?
“Well, the other day I… Well I won’t say. There’s this really disgusting liqueur called Jeigermeister and I actually sobered up finally, this is the first time it’s ever happened so I won’t say it’s a regular occurrence… I came down for the show at eight o’clock and that’s when I sobered up. Not hungover, ill.”
[1] - Pity anyone unfortunate enough to have the task of shooting concert footage, then. "[F]or MTV Europe that means the opportunity to film 30 seconds - 30 seconds - of the second Dortmund show. Try editing that into broadcastable shape." (Andrew Harrison in Select, December 1990).