ASK DAVE
[From Bong 19, January 1994.]
An obviously stoned Dave does his best to answer some of the fans' questions. There are some real prize-winning replies in here...
What do you think of Terry Hoax’s version of Policy Of Truth?
It’s all right
What is your favourite DM track written by Alan?
Two Minute Warning
Do you believe in God?
I believe in something
What is your favourite TV show?
Beavis & Butthead and The Simpsons
At what age did you start singing?
At age four when I was forced to go to Sunday school
Why do you always wear an obelisk? Is it for religious reasons?
Because Daryl says I can do whatever I want
Do you ever read BONG?
Yes
What song, to date, do you feel you sing the best?
Condemnation [1]
Do you ever get nervous before shows?
Sure, sure, sometimes, maybe, well no
What do you fear the most?
Forgetting
If you could change the world, what’s the first thing you would do?
Make it flat
Did / do you ever plan to do a solo album?
Maybe later, I just want to paint [2]
Are you interested in politics?
Not really
In your opinion, what’s the best DM song recorded to date?
I Feel You
Besides English, do you speak any other language?
No
Who is your favourite actor?
Beavis, Bart Simpson
Do you have any pets?
Guido the cat
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Don’t remember, before 19
Do you have a favourite singer / band?
Lots
What’s your favourite place in the world?
Me home
What advice would you give to Jack (Dave’s son) if he decided to follow in your footsteps?
Become an accountant
Do you have a favourite artist?
Yes [3]
Is there anyone you’d like to do a duet with?
I can’t think of any
What do you get out of painting?
About $20, fantasy
Which of DM’s albums do you rate the most?
Of course Songs Of Faith And Devotion
Have you ever wished you were someone else?
Yes, Steven Mason
Do you, Martin, Andy, and Alan ever socialise outside of working hours?
Yes
Is there any particular song you find difficult to sing live?
Roxanne by The Police
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?
Me missus innit
Do you play any sports?
Pinball
What was your childhood ambition?
To be a rock star
What is your favourite colour?
Black
What is your favourite food?
Thai
What do you wear to bed?
Nothing
Do you like touring? What was your favourite?
Yes, this one
[1] - Well here at least is the most sensible answer of the lot. Dave has consistently said, and others have agreed, that Condemnation is his finest vocal performance to date.
[2] - Dave had started writing songs himself as far back as 1985, and had more underway by 1996: when his house was burgled at this time, recording studio equipment and demo tapes of some solo tracks were amongst the belongings taken.
[3] - He's gone and answered the question absolutely literally, but the artist he had in mind was probably Hieronymus Bosch. Dave began to take an interest in Bosch's work after Anton Corbijn drew heavily on his style for the Walking In My Shoes video in 1993.